Windows 10: How do I talk to a human being

i got a new hard drive and am having problems with my storage for my computer and backing things up and retreiving items. I am really not tech savvy and reading forums does not help me because I really dont know what people are talking about. I have tried calling the support number multiple times. Once about login issues and they wouldnt connect me to a person. Once I figured out my login problems I called back and it wouldnt give me options to address other issues just told me what to do for login issues and wouldnt let me speak. It did this everytime I called. I used my work phone to call ab

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I need to talk with a HUMAN PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

I need to talk with a HUMAN PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE

 

how do I get to talk to a human at Microsoft?

how do I get to talk to a human at Microsoft?

 

how do I get to talk to a human at Microsoft?

Even if you do succeed in talking to a human being ... that will most likely be a third-party contractor hired by Microsoft to read from flowcharts and reference manuals. They are polite to a fault, but most don't have the knowledge or the authority to help
you. Don't ever let one of those jokers remote into your computer.